President Bush and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III". And the guy says,
"Really?
What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going
to kill 4 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle
repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!!, why kill a
bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
says, "Well, I win the bet.
I told you no one would worry about the 4 million
Iraqis!"